Steven Wright
United States
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
Today, I dialed a wrong number.
The other side said, 'Hello?'
and I said, 'Hello, could I speak to Joey?'
They said, 'Uh, I don't think so . . . He's only two months old.'
I said, 'I'll wait'
.
The other side said, 'Hello?'
and I said, 'Hello, could I speak to Joey?'
They said, 'Uh, I don't think so . . . He's only two months old.'
I said, 'I'll wait'
.
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On Anger: "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
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On Destiny: "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
Human, All Too Human
On Friendship: "A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
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