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Steven Wright
United States
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
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This isn't all true.
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What do batteries run on?
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I had amnesia once or twice.
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So what's the speed of dark?
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I had my coat hangers spayed.
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What are imitation rhinestones?
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I can't stop thinking like this.
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Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.
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Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
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My dog is an East German Shepherd.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
On Anger:
"For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
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Friedrich Nietzsche
On Destiny:
"Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
Francis Bacon
On Friendship:
"A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
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