Steven Wright
United States
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
The power in my apartment went out the other night.
I had to use the flash on my camera to find my way around.
I took twenty seven pictures of my kitchen while I was making a sandwich.
The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
I had to use the flash on my camera to find my way around.
I took twenty seven pictures of my kitchen while I was making a sandwich.
The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
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On Anger: "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
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Essays
On Destiny: "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
Human, All Too Human
On Friendship: "A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
Essays
Essays