Steven Wright
United States
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun.
She said, 'Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.'.
She said, 'Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store.'.
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On Anger: "For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind."
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Essays
On Destiny: "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today."
Human, All Too Human
Human, All Too Human
On Friendship: "A crowd is not company; and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love."
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Essays