Steven Wright
United States
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
Born on 6 Dec 1955
Comedian
I love to go shopping.
I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say,
'Have you got anything I'd like?'
Then they ask me what size I need, and I say,
'Extra medium.'
.
I love to freak out salespeople.
They ask me if they can help me, and I say,
'Have you got anything I'd like?'
Then they ask me what size I need, and I say,
'Extra medium.'
.
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