Samuel Langhorne Clemens

United States
30 Nov 1835 // 21 Apr 1910
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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained
When in doubt tell the truth
When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce
We are all alike, on the inside
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so
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